The Hopeless Romantic

The past few years have been a series of leaps and bounds for me as far as romance is concerned. There were moments which I will cherish for the rest of my life, and there were moments which I am still trying to get over. But amidst all this there was one thing which remained unchanged, constant accusations by those around me about my ways. This one is basically to hit back at all those who find my ways weird, who accuse me of going overboard with my quest.
Being the Methodist that I am, have taken the pain of making a list of a few of the accusations, followed by my take on the accusations:

1)That my style is very unconventional(sickening):
So, my ways are a little unorthodox....uniqueness has its own charm, does it not?? and I don`t think they have manual for the do`s and don`t`s of wooing a gal. In any case, a hit in 2 attempts (including 2 half chances) ain`t that bad eh?? As far as my last attempt goes....guys.....it was election time in the campus, all of us seek inspiration from whats happening around us, and I guess all the “Poli” somehow got to my head. :)

2)That I am ready to commit at the drop of a hat:
Okay...I am a little commitophilic, but at 22....who isn’t :P ; and most girls usually crave for a guy who is ready to commit, just that somehow they have eluded me so far 

3)That I am a stalker:
The lamest accusation of all, stalking is an art and I am too mechanical for such levels of creativity. On the contrary I have a habit of faking complete disinterest in the girl....as if I am disgusted by her very sight.

4)That I aspire(and in some cases end-up with)the wrong(incompatible) girls:
Chris set out in search of India, found America....and still made his way into the history books, I mean the moron didn’t even get the continent right and yet is among the most admired of explorers. Point is...girlfriends, like discoveries, are never right or wrong, it’s always considered an accomplishment.

5)That I behave like an ass when I am with my date:
Tom Cruise at Oprah Winfrey`s Show......need I say more??

6)That I take the “Love at first sight” thingie too seriously:
Complete Crap....My pursuit usually begins after a whole lot of first sights.In fact in some cases the “sightseeing” goes on for up to a year.

By now, I hope most of you are convinced that my ways aren’t half as bad as you thought, and are unique in their own way. This post will serve its purpose if even a single one of the readers starts sharing my vision.
Call me desperate...Call me insensitive.....rest assured...you haven’t heard the last from the hopeless romantic......
P.S.-Special thanks to Rajat Sharma, Christopher Columbus and his entire crew on board Santa Maria